When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day. Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you) 156,724 notes

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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eugenialoli:

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My dream yesterday was, I was at work and only the security guard was there with me. I was trying to buy a pear and an apple, but the guard walked up to me and we started flirting. I started attacking his neck and started going down on him (he was very hot BTW) but then this skeleton appeared and started fighting me. I ran into the bathroom peed on myself bc I was scared and threw mouth wash in him and he like dissolved. But I lost bc I peed on myself. I want pears now.

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I went to Costco for the first time today and I just had a dream that I was in Costco being an asshole and like I was running around with no pants on trying to find the bathroom. Lol okay.

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coolest-humans:

she isn’t a human, but she is cool(er than me)
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