*gets drunk at 4pm by myself
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My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping. (via escapably) 326,725 notes

k1mkardashian:

anyway. *fingers myself*

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I sent friends a snapchat saying dick pic for dick pic? and honestly i really want them to send me nudes, but i don’t know some of them that well and i idk. I feel like i’m being stupid and annoying and weird and idkdidkdididid. Help

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uncorpse:

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danielodowd:

abbiekressner

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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When your really high and you spend 10 mins looking for your  phone which happens to be placed next to you.

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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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