realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
My dream yesterday was, I was at work and only the security guard was there with me. I was trying to buy a pear and an apple, but the guard walked up to me and we started flirting. I started attacking his neck and started going down on him (he was very hot BTW) but then this skeleton appeared and started fighting me. I ran into the bathroom peed on myself bc I was scared and threw mouth wash in him and he like dissolved. But I lost bc I peed on myself. I want pears now.
I went to Costco for the first time today and I just had a dream that I was in Costco being an asshole and like I was running around with no pants on trying to find the bathroom. Lol okay.